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Drylx

Also formerly known as: "PizzaBoxFolder"

He/Him | 🗣 "Drill-lex" | 20

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Intro

Hi all, my names Drylx. Im a 20 year old guy who is collecting talents like theyre Pokémon, seriously. "Bitcoin, I choose you!" looking ass..Jokes aside, I like to do a variety of things, I work at a restaurant that covers just about what I need, while I use my free time to either skateboard (if the weather is nice to me today) - otherwise Im on the computer, either gaming or honing my variety of talents. Life is good :)Scroll down to learn more about me! Or click off, I dont know

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Things that I do:

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About me

I was born 14. September 2004 in Denmark into a Kurdish family. I had a relatively normal life growing up, and ended up going to the same school for nearly an entire decade (2011 to mid-2020). I tried to pursue an education but ultimately lacked the motivation to do much in school, to which my father let me work at the restaurant that he runs, and Ive been working there since 2017. Because I had no formal training or education, I barely had any expertise in any field.After installing LMMS on an afternoon in June 2023, I discovered my hidden talent (and passion) for music. I began composing shitpost songs in June 2023, sharing them with my friends, to which the serious ones got to my Youtube channel in July 2023. Ive kept at it since and.. well according to people, my music is good. Im not really the judge of that.Following my music career, I had a dilemma.. I kept getting late to work, due to sleepless nights of LMMS, getting that beat or key right, and I needed a practical solution. You may think "Get more sleep!" - But I opted for something else.Skateboarding.Because I wanted to get there faster while also getting exercise, I bought my first skateboard- and Ive forgotten how many times I have fallen, its actually a miracle that I havent broken a bone yet. It took me over a year to master the skateboard, and today in 2025, I am able to skateboard around at my leisure. I also learnt the anatomy of a skateboard, and as I am writing this, I have currently replaced only one of four bearings.Now that Ive gotten Skateboarding and cranking Music under my belt, I needed more, like that fatass at Mcdonalds who loves that one burger a bit too much, I needed more. Thats when in January 2025, I traded my first bit of Dogecoin, which got me into Cryptocurrency, I happened to get a good entry point in Bitcoin, and I am currently in profit as I write this.. Good shit.But Im not done!Following this, I decided to then learn Roblox Animating using Moon Animator 2, and Im actually somewhat getting the hang of it, Ive choreographed a fight scene and made numerous more to practice with, and sooner or later, I should be able to make stuff, Ive also gotten into video editing in order to make sounds for the animations and so forth. My primary goal is to animate my flagship series "Copypocalypse" - a Roblox-centered series Ive been writing since July 2021.There is one pastime I love to do, and it is to fight fraud with deception.Incase you are not aware, scammers prowl Discord in large servers, usually offering you a bunch of hooey and fish paste- thats if you pay like 300 bucks upfront. I like to play dumb and string them along using photoshopped nonsense and deceive them into admitting things or talking about dogs.My current record in scambaiting is 1 month. I wonder if that scammer is still sane.I also want to note that every talent of mine here was entirely self-taught, only using how-to videos in order to know how something works, I otherwise just experimented on my own, never had any hand-holding. Things really are easier when you dont have a middle aged hag and alimony hunter in your ear going: "You should know this by now!" Shit, its no wonder I dropped out.But I didnt just go out and stack talents alone, Ive met alot of wonderful people, many whom I still keep in contact with, they have seen me during my beginnings of what I guess Ill just be calling "talent stacking arc" - Im very grateful for all of them.I chose the Koi Fish as my spirit animal. The Koi swims upstream, doesnt give up, and eventually reaches the top, to which it transforms into a dragon. Representing perserverance, and strength in the face of adversary.In my case, I had no direction in my life, but through endless learning of music, skating and so many more, I now lead a much more fulfilling life. Inner peace is one hell of a feeling.Today, I still seek new talents to discover and learn, all the while I am flipping burgers and telling customers that yes, dressing on their pizza does cost extra. Why do people complain about this? I guess I will never know."Indeed, with hardship comes ease” (94:6)
Like the koi, I swim upstream, but it is Allah who makes me soar.
Alhamdulillah.To all the friends who're sticking with me as I build my talents, brick after brick- you know who you are, and I wouldnt replace any of you with anything. ♥

Thanks for reading!

- Drylx

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"Freelance! Best thing in the world for a kid your age!"
- J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man (2002)

Drylx: Freelancing

While I do music as a hobby, I also produce music for other people, which Ive done several times. It could be for your own enjoyment, a video game, hell- even a short film.I only accept Robux (I know.. I know..) and USD. I do not accept anything else, not even your special rock.

• Paying in Dollars? Refer to my Fiverr!

Prices will be ramped up every 10 successful commissions.

Total Completed Commissions: 10

Before asking me "Dude, why are you so expensive?!" Making even 30 seconds of music can take days, think arrangement, mixing and mastering and etc.I used to charge alot less, (I used to charge just 5 dollars for 30 secs.) - but this is no longer sustainable, and my catalog is growing and so are my skills.

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What I can make for you:

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Coming soon (I dont do these, but will soon enough)

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What I will NOT make (non-negotiable, so dont bother)

Terms of Service

Updated regularly.

Drylx - Terms of Service
Effective: 8. August 20251. Replication Policy
I do not create near-copies or close imitations of existing copyrighted songs, even with variations, regardless of whether payment is offered or not.
This crosses into Copyright infringement, and you may risk punishment according to your local law. I will only create a song based off of its mood.2. Payment Failure Policy
If the client is unable to pay for the project upon completion and approval of the final version,
the song will either be: archived, worked on to be a unique single, or simply given to another client.
The client agrees that they will receive no credit in any shape or form if this were to happen.3. Respect Policy
The client agrees to be respectful throughout the whole commission, if a song is not what you had in mind, simply describe what needs changing or adding.
Hostility of any kind will cause the whole commission to be cancelled, in which Payment Failure Policy will then subsequently apply.4. Controversy Policy
I do not accept song commissions that can be considered highly controversial.
(songs about certain races/ethnictities, politically-motivated songs, NSFW and etc.)5. Revisions Policy
Each commission includes up to 3 free revisions, additional changes beyond this limit will be billed at 500 robux or 6 dollars per revision.
Revisions are defined as: changes requested after the first delivery.6. Usage Rights
On completion and full payment, you are granted a non-exclusive license to use the track for personal/commerical purposes.
You may not resell or claim authorship of the composition. Before this point, you may not use, share, or distribute the track in any form.7. Credit Policy
Credit as "Drylx" must be given in any of the following:
the project description, video credits, or any other public display where the track is used, unless otherwise agreed in writing.8. File Delivery Format
Final files will be delivered only in .wav, .mp3 or .ogg format. Project files/stems or anything else will not be provided.9. Ghosting Policy
If the client fails to respond to communication attempts for 7 days straight after receiving the latest version of the track,
the project will be considered abandoned. In such cases, I reserve the right to repurpose, release, or sell the track as I see fit.
The client will receive absolutely no credit or rights to the work.
This policy applies only before full payment is received. Once payment is verified, you are not required to remain in contact for the policy to be void.By using my services, you agree to the Terms of Service.

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"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."
- Sun Tzu, Art of War (Roughly 5th century BC)

Drylx: Hall of Scambait

This section is dedicated to the best text-based scammer-meltdowns I have caused, these serve as my personal favorites.Do not at any point send any money, gift cards, crypto, or any sort of financial gain to these pigs, they will not deliver, and if they do- expect it to be Temu/SHEIN level of dog shit. If you recognize any of these scripts below, immediately stop engaging.

🏆#1 - Denzy

❗ ART SCAMMERArt scammers usually send you an unsolicited DM, presenting themselves as an artist looking for commissions, before sending you a plethora of stolen art. If you state you have e.g "$500 dollars to spend" - they are going to ask if you if you can send them half of that (250) as a half-upfront payment. They will either take the money and run, or deliver shitty Canva .png's stacked on each other.

Denzy was an art scammer who attempted to con me out of $100 by agreeing to have me pay half up-front for art he was never going to make. The first image is him running his scam script, while the other two are the natural results of me photoshopping payment receipts and yapping. I photoshopped one more time, and so came Denzy's reaction.

🥈#2 - Dropped

❗ PROMOTER SCAMMERPromoter scammers usually send you an unsolicited DM. They will attempt to offer you "fast ways to grow your channel" - they will then have you reach out to a middleman (usually them on an alt or an accomplice) - to which they'll ask for payments, or hijack your account.

Dropped was a promoter-scammer, after he checked out my Youtube channel, he began the whole yap session about expert help. I laid down the book, this time- with a dismissive tone, then came his reaction.

Translations:
"Who be you?" = Who do you think you are, talking to me like that?
"Ori re to daru werey boy" = Your head is messed up, boy
"Omo ale" = You are a bastard child
"Werey" = You're a fool

🥉#3 - Charlotte

❗ ART SCAMMERAnother art scammer, I ripped the mask off relatively early and poked fun at Charlotte's.. and Im saying this very loosely: "profession" - to which chaos ensued:

(I wont provide translations since he said some fucked up shit. Translate at your own discretion)

#4 - Elsie Lee

❗ ART SCAMMERSame script and nonsense as my #1 Denzy. Elsie attempted to con me out of $700 fucking dollars. Seriously. If Im paying 700 clams for some art, it had better be a masterpiece.But of course, we both know nothing'll happen. I strung Elsie along using photoshopped receipts, but instead of declaring that hes going to sexually assault .ogg files (looking at you, Denzy) - Elsie decided to stall it and say "Ohhh Ive got it" - Later, Elsie didnt start the art, evidently as this lobotomite cant draw a line without weeping. I decided to "confront" Elsie- and I began asking questions that would immediately expose Elsie. Since Elsie had no other option, they bailed with this to say:

#5 - Jaystayup

❗ PROMOTER SCAMMERI find this one particularly funny, because this Youtube-growth scammer doesnt even bother arguing with the fact that hes a fool, his response to my "jaku jaku" (nonsense) message literally reads“You self know say you be wereh”
(Translation: “You yourself know that you’re mad too”)Essentially saying “man we both clowns“

#6 - Jessica

❗ ADULT-VIDEO SCAMMERThese are adult-video scammers. They will offer you NSFW material at a price. Its a bad investment since you can simply go to the Hub and get your rocks off there, all for free.

Not just Discord, these parasites exist on iFunny also!After recommending me adult-video material at a price, Jessica attempted to relocate me to another texting app. All I did was call this person a fool (werey) - and their response? Straight up saying an entire curse and sealing it.Safe to say that nothing has happened!

Translations:
"Olofo" = Loudmouth
"Oloshi" = Useless Person
"Omo werey" = Fool (doubling down from above)
"Oni she orire" = You'll never succeed
"Osofo no" = You are not the pastor (used to belittle moral high ground)
"Awon obire ma fi oju sunkun re" = May fools cry at your funeral
"O ma ku loni lola…" = May you die today or tomorrow
"Ase Kun" = ...So it shall be (curse seal)Jeez, talk about striking a nerve..

#7 - Blar Blar

❗ ADULT-VIDEO SCAMMERHere, I pretended to be upper management. Blar Blar ends up thinking Im legit, to which the "new script" I send is really just a direct insult to Blar Blar's family bloodline.(I went a bit extreme here, sorry for that)

#8 - Shubble

❗ PROMOTER SCAMMERShubble is another Youtube promoter scammer, he was attempting to get me in contact with a middleman to pay and get my channel promoted.. which, non-surprisingly, does NOT happen. Not knowing what would happen next and not willing to take dumb risks like these, I laid down the book, and got this very unhinged response..

#9 - RL

❗ PROMOTER SCAMMERNot exactly a "meltdown"- but still worth sharing. RL is another promoter scammer, but couldnt even start the script because I had already dismissed him.After RL's stunt backfired, he attempted to recruit me instead and share him servers in which we could find marks. Im not like them- naturally.RL never responded.

Translations:
"Werey" = Fool
"baba e werey" = your father is a fool
"distributor jaku jaku" = spreading nonsense
'"Omo ale jati jati" = Degenerate
"oya calm shey.." = Dude calm down, I was just messing around, were messing around
"Abeg no act confused, you sabi wetin you talk." = Dont act confused, you know what you said.

More will be added regularly :)

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“We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget.”
- Joan Didion, "On Keeping a Notebook" (1968)

Drylx: Journal

This is my little digital journal, I simply post life updates/entries here starting from 24. August 2025.

Entry: 29/08/2025

Welp, Ive had to sacrifice a couple of unserious songs in favor of my growing image, if youre wondering, these are
- Brainrot
- Chicken Jockey
- I Know You See Me
- 900 Days Ago
- Tragedy
- You are LovedA new era of Drylx begins!

Entry: 28/08/2025

Finally got around to making an Instagram or TikTok. Best places to grow your whatever, business, music and etc. Its about time I expandedTo those reading
Instagram: drylx_chip
TikTok: drylxchipor you could click the buttons on the main page..

Entry: 26/08/2025

Changed my Spotify artist photo, could definitely use some change from all those cluttery leaves :P

Entry: 24/08/2025

I made my first ever collab with an amazing friend of mine ".lostsoul." - they excel at ambient/lo-fi music, and Im glad that both our talents intertwined so nicely.Check out "Clandestine" by Drylx and .lostsoul.
Available on Spotify and many other platforms!

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